the R squad!
welcome to the R squad, our big bullshit website about bullshit. make yourself comfortable and grab a lil something warm to drink, or fuck off.
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how's it going.

this might not be the sickest website you've ever landed on, but listen. it's still pretty damn sick.

what do we do here? i'll tell you what we do. anything we goddamn feel like, that's what. maybe we'll write, maybe we'll make some pretty pictures, maybe we'll fuck about with html until it does something funny. none of us are here to sell you something, none of us are here to impress you. we're here to piss around and have some fun. if you like the sound of that, you're more than welcome to hang out here and see what shows up on the R squad.

PICTURED ABOVE: james, misterR and tom in the hall of fucking dicks i don't fucking know.

you see the bar right at the top? no not the scrolly text, the bar under it. see it? those links up there take you to all the important spots around here, if you want to call any of this important. you've got home, the three squad pages, the links page and the guestbook.

home just takes you back here. that's a real easy one.

if you want to know a bit about the people running this site, the squad pages (misterR, tom and blank) are good places to start. each of us here has got our own little profile where we keep a list of all the webpages we've made for the R squad. some of us have put contact info there and other shit. except james.

the links page is a spot for us to show you some killer websites to check out (other than this one i mean). but have a look around here first ya cheeky fuck.

check out downloads for some shit to download.

the guestbook link takes you to a lil' visitor guestbook site i've set up. i know you want to ask what's with the shit taste in font or why your eyes are burning, so if you've got something to say you can post on that if you want. there's a lot of bullshit on there already but that's just cause we've been testing it out.

that should cover about everything. stay tuned.


check out our shit.

you've gotta be here for something, right?

if one of these boxes catches your interest, click the title and you'll be taken to a page about the topic.

the link under all the boxes can take you to a full list of pages.


this page talks about all the characters i'll always know i can bet on, and all the stages i think are good.
R
thomas b avatar

In recent years I have amassed a sizable collection of old novels, and unfortunately it has taken me until now to finally crack open a few and start reading them.
R

seriously, what kind of mile-up-his-own-ass motherfucker thinks the planet needs this shit? a real fancy pantsy one, that's what.
R

how come when you remember one, the other always slips the mind?
do people think these are opposite things or what?
R

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THIS IS AN 18+ WEBSITE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT TOO MUCH, WE AIN'T RUNNING SOME CARE BEARS PORN COLLECTION OVER HERE BUT SINCE WE TALK ABOUT THE WIDER INTERNET NOW AND THEN, AND YOU KNOW HOW CHAOTIC AND FREE-FOR-ALL AND EVEN DISTURBING THAT CAN GET, THERE'S ALWAYS THE CHANCE TO BE SOME SHIT ONE OF US COVERS THAT YOU MIGHT NOT WANT YOUR BOSS SEEING, OR MIGHT UPSET YOU PERSONALLY, OR ANYTHING ELSE. SO LOOK OUT FOR THAT. PLUS THE SWEARING.
IF YOU'RE NOT FUSSED, ENJOY YOUR VISIT.
-misterR


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feel free to shoot us a message or something.

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the R squad!